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Dating in India: The Do’s and Don’ts as a Foreign Woman - Hippie In Heels

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And the result—strange e-mails from boys' fathers and stranger dates with those boys themselves—has become so much a part of my dating life that I've lost. us the weirdest and strangest experiences when it comes to dating. Their Strangest, Weirdest, and Funniest Dating Experiences in India. I like how he went from "Bollywood" to "weird" in the span of two sentences. Comments · bollywood · indian · race · We Are Dating · yahoo answers · Dating Fails.

Dating in India as a Foreigner: It was a nightmare! A friend introduced to me to a nice looking Indian guy who asked me for my number. I thought, why not? Several days later I accepted his offer to go out for dinner. But just as we were parking to go into the restaurant he pulled out a three pack of condoms and told me he was ready.

I struggled to maintain my composure. Frankly, I was pissed! How dare he assume he would get sex from me on the first date!

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After taking a couple of calming breaths, I asked him what gave him the idea that I was going to have sex with him on our date. He seemed hurt, and equally shocked that I was upset. After further discussion he explained that he got that impression from watching American TV shows like Sex in the City and Desperate Housewives.

But when I finally did I had a much better experience.

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It helped tremendously with my expectations. I still had a few other shocking experiences though. While spending a weekend in Dubai I met a nice guy from India and spent most of the weekend with him.

A few days later he left a marriage proposal on my voicemail! Here are some helpful things to keep in mind.

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For example, Goa is much more modern than Delhi so you can get away with shorts and tank tops in Goa. However, if you wear such things in Delhi you will attract the wrong sort of attention. Expect bars to close around Realize that our idea of friendliness might be their idea of flirtation. Not long ago I went shopping with my Indian boyfriend and was chatting with the clerk that helped me.

My boyfriend said he thought I was being flirtatious while I just thought I was being nice and polite.

Dating in India: The Do’s and Don’ts as a Foreign Woman

But then his best friend, my ex, found out that we went out a couple of times - I'm not sure why and it's six years later but they still don't talk to each other. They'd known each other since they were five. Apparently oral is not really for girls, 'unko kuch hota hi nahi hai.

There was a reason for 'kuch hota hi nahi hai. His parents really wanted him to get married, like going to see potential brides level.

Instead of asking them to not hurry it, he asked me to marry him instead. We had met a month ago. Fast forward a few months, I get super sexual messages from him. I tell him to fuck off and block him. Fast forward a year or so, he finds me on social media and sends numerous texts asking for forgiveness and a second chance.

Neither has been granted. After a month he went all, 'So where are we now?

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He believed that we had been dating for a month or so, while I thought we were just friends. So is it a bad dating experience, if I didn't know that I was dating? Safe to say, our relationship could not recover from this blow or stabbing rather. I went ahead with to meet someone thinking it was a casual meet-up while he came thinking of it as a date. Anyway, we met, started chatting and drinking and then in the middle, while I was speaking, he interrupts and asks, 'Is talking all you want to do?

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By the way, we met after we matched on Tinder. We never spoke in office since we were in totally different departments, so I actually did not know it was him.

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But on Tinder, he turned out be really rude so I unmatched. I later found out that he was the guy who passed me by in the corridors sometimes and smiled at me. The third time I met him he was at my door, in the middle of the night, drunk out of his mind with a broken hand. I was wearing a kurta.

The guy told me, 'You should've made more effort in dressing up since you were coming for a date.